Poetry humor dating
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown." A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married? Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." A young man was giving an old timer a hard time about not being able to remember anything. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.The Old man replied "Sonny boy I have forgotten more than you will ever learn". You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. An elderly man, from Georgia, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80? She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death." He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine? "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Edwards’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. " before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a Biopsy from another Mr. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive Tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now? After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing. " "Opened a can of baked beans instead." Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
Now I stand beside the mail box With a face so very red Instead of mailing you the letter I have opened it instead. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. " Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. Be careful.'" Two elderly ladies meet at the drug store after not seeing one another for some time. He went out to the garden to dig up a potato's for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do? She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
Have I just put food away, or Have I come to take some out. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.