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I hope he contracts a painful sexual disease and his penis falls off.
Are you a better lay when you’re angry and wrathful? Her: And bonus question number 4 if u care to answer, how often do you follow girls down the road to sandwich compliment them?
Very unpleasant for 3 months and not a whole load of laughs another year longer.
Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).
But i kind of just hate him too much right now to care. Tell me something about u mr judgemental Me: You have three questions. Her: One, what was the worst moment in ur whole entire life? Three, how many times have you honestly been in love?
(I mean, the buttcheeks, not the anal sex fit) I only got a glimpse, after all….. That’s what losers do when they can’t get it for free. Me: Swear away, but try to keep it thematically relevant, well timed, and above all creative. While we’re on the subject – is your ass actually tight?
I will tell you that i have been blessed in the three areas men care about most – legs, ass, breasts, but anyway, moving on….
I’m not bragging in some power trip, I’m actually quite ashamed of it.